You can 't have a wedding without a band

Our house-help 's granddaughter is getting married today, she 's Muslim. In India this is the auspicious wedding season (like the open hunting season) fixed by the priests. Don 't know why the priests want to torture people in the heat.

They fixed the wedding party to arrive at noon, but had to change the time to later as the wedding band was booked at another place.

Lesson:Tune your wedding time to the band otherwise face the music!